An american joke on math
mi e' appena arrivato, non e' niente di che, ma magari fa sorridere.
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Teacher Arrested at Airport
At New York's Kennedy airport today,
an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher was arrested trying to
board a flight while in possession of a ruler,
a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the attorney general
said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by
the FBI for carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," a Justice Department
spokesman said. They desire average solutions by means
and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value."
They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and
refer to themselves as "unknowns," but we have determined
they belong to a common denominator of Xgt;
the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say,
"there are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
enjoy!
Teacher Arrested at Airport
At New York's Kennedy airport today,
an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher was arrested trying to
board a flight while in possession of a ruler,
a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the attorney general
said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by
the FBI for carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," a Justice Department
spokesman said. They desire average solutions by means
and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value."
They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and
refer to themselves as "unknowns," but we have determined
they belong to a common denominator of Xgt;
the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say,
"there are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Risposte
haha giuro che non ci sarei mai arrivato 
in effetti si basa su giochi di parole che lo rendono intraducibile...
tipo
"math instruction"
che suona molto simile a
"mass distruction"
ripeto: niente di che, mi e' arrivato, mi ha strappato un sorriso e ve l'ho girato
tipo
"math instruction"
che suona molto simile a
"mass distruction"
ripeto: niente di che, mi e' arrivato, mi ha strappato un sorriso e ve l'ho girato
mi devo applicare troppo per cpairlo. chi voleva tradurre l'UTF, potrebbe allenarsi traducendo questo per me
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